Lorna's hospital up date

So if it wasn't a snake which one of your friends was it?

Hey Lorna

Well uve been away for over a week, hows it been lol?
Glad to hear u've been properly diagnosed now :-p always trying to be different aren't we ;-)

enjoy ur time while ur there... dnt let ur ankle hold u back, which i no u wont let happen :-)

so yeah...make the most of it, i wish i cud do somethin like ur groups done!

See you shortly I hope :-)

Nick
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Hi Lorna nice to hear from you yesterday keep your spirits up what we talked about is all sorted Mum and Sadie send their love. If you get a chance look at these verses I hope they will encourage you all, they are all short I promise.

Isaiah 12
Psalm 41
2 Timothy1 vs 3-10

Also check these out, hopefully they will make you smile

Love Dad

Reasons not to mess with children.

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".



A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."



A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.

After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"

Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."



The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."




The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

"Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.